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I like to write as if nobody's reading

Hello, I'm Lucy. You may have heard of me from The London Dating Chronicles. 

The dating non-expert.

- Can be found quoting modern dating as the wild west on acid.

Dating  in London in 2023 
Is a very good way to 

ruin your idea of love,  forever.

All of the content on this site  

is my own,  these are my stories.


Can be found getting dumped on reality TV.

The moment I realised that my dating life was its own mini drama series, was around the time I chose 6 months of celibacy, and failed.

I didn't choose this life, this just is my life.

Appearances &

I'm very open to brand collaborations, and guest appearances.

Please get in touch with any queries.


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